The Nanny Diaries

dishwasher whirs

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 15:41:22 -0400

*dishwasher whirs* Eric: What's that sound? Nanny: The dishwasher. Eric: What's it doing? Nanny:...

Nanny: Do you have to go potty or not?

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:48:04 -0400

Nanny: Do you have to go potty or not? Jack: Neah. Nanny: ...was that yes or no?

“Do girls even pee?” - Kendall

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 16:05:00 -0400

“Do girls even pee?” - Kendall

Kendall brings new meaning to "pants on the ground."

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:39:43 -0400

I have yet to see him without three inches of his butt crack visible.

Kendall is holding Clementine on his lap

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:38:21 -0400

*Kendall is holding Clementine on his lap* Nanny: Be careful not to drop her. She sure likes to...

NEW FOLLOWERS!

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:27:25 -0400

This makes a whopping eleven. I feel so special. So thanks to all of you, and don’t be shy....

Also - Kendall can’t remember all their names. So every...

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:16:32 -0400

Also - Kendall can’t remember all their names.

So every day he asks me to name them all… and I could do it in my sleep… <.< >.>

I have a new fondness for The Wiggles

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:15:15 -0400

Hard to comprehend, I know. But even baby Clementine gapes at the television when they come on.

Oh the charm of little boys and little dogs...

Tue, 29 May 2012 10:49:43 -0400

Kendall: Hey Nanny. Nanny: What? Kendall: Yesterday, I was holding a bird. Nanny: You were?...

Hi there :) I'm about to start my 2nd live-in nannying job and felt like a blog might help me keep my head on straight. I was wondering if you follow any other nanny or child care blogs that you wouldn't mind passin' on to me. It's a pain and a half trying to find them. Thanks! ~Meg

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:35:07 -0400

Well hi! I don’t, actually, as I kind of just started this with the intention of keeping a...

Eric just kissed his own knee and said it was all better.

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:55:01 -0400

Clementine has a Captain America sticker on her arm.

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:33:22 -0400

I wonder when that happened.

Jack lined up every chair and stool in the kitchen and is calling it the Dinosaur Train.

Fri, 18 May 2012 09:22:43 -0400

He’s the conductor.

PLAYDOH. That is all I have to say.

Tue, 15 May 2012 09:16:34 -0400

PLAYDOH. That is all I have to say.

NEW FOLLOWER.

Fri, 11 May 2012 13:49:59 -0400

THANKS twitchblinked !

Five children. One puppy.

Fri, 11 May 2012 13:43:48 -0400

One epic nap.

I declare today National Cuteness Day

Fri, 04 May 2012 12:53:14 -0400

Jack and Marshall were being so freaking adorable with Clementine this morning… I almost...

Clementine is apparently a book worm.

Wed, 02 May 2012 11:50:19 -0400

Clementine is apparently a book worm.

Kendall’s singing “Everybody let’s go… come on let’s get to it, I know...

Wed, 02 May 2012 09:05:42 -0400

Kendall’s singing “Everybody let’s go… come on let’s get to it, I know...

Jack just took it upon himself to bite Marshall like he was a Big Mac.

Tue, 01 May 2012 12:21:52 -0400